Ahh, To Be Ten Again!

by Samantha
(Alberta, Canada)

On his wife's birthday, a man asked her, "If you could have anything on your birthday, what would it be."

She responded with the answer, "I'd love to be ten again."

He immediately swooped her into the car and away they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride he could find - the Dragon Fire, the Drop Tower, the Jet Scream. She had a go on every thrill ride in the park.

Several hours later, with her stomach in knots and her head ready to explode as she staggered out of the park, the husband swooped her away once again but this time to a movie theater. There she ate popcorn, drank cola and indulged in many kinds of sweets.

When she finally arrived home at the end of the day and collapsed into bed with her husband, he leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

As she lay there groaning, one eye slowly opened to look at him and she muttered, "Actually, honey, I meant my dress size!"