Birthday Jokes For All Ages

In need of a good laugh? Some funny birthday jokes may just be the answer to those needs.

Having inspired some great laughs, jokes have for many generations been used to playfully tease our friends, family members and anyone else on their special day (all in good fun of course).

With that in mind, we're setting out to gather as many original and funny birthday jokes as we possibly can (with the help of our site visitors of course).

So sit back, relax and brace yourself as we'll share some of our favorites with you that we've found out there on the World Wide Web.

We hope you enjoy these birthday jokes as well as all of the visitor submissions at the bottom of this page.

Some Of The Jokes
(There's More At The Bottom)

by Tom
(Boston, USA)

A sweet little old lady comes across a young boy sitting on a park bench.
The boy, rubbing his eyes and crying big sobbing tears.

"What's the matter?" asks the old lady

Looking up at her, the little boy replies "It's my birthday! I got a new bike, some new running shoes and later there's a birthday party with chips and soda's and a big birthday cake. There's even going to be a jumping castle..." then the little boy had to stop speaking because he was crying so hard.

"Well that's all wonderful stuff,' says the little old lady. "So why are you crying then?"

To which the little boy responds "Because I'm lost!"

by Anonymous

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."

Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

by Mike
(Detroit, USA)

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

by Melissa
(Moncton, Canada)

For his birthday, some kind hearted employees decided to buy their boss a gift.

Before opening it, he decided to shake it slightly to see if he could guess what it was.

Upon doing so, he noticed that it was wet in the corner.

Touching his finger to the wet spot and then tasting it, he asked, "Is it a bottle of wine?"

The employees replied, "No."

Touching the wet spot and again tasting the liquid he asks "Is it a bottle of scotch?"

The employees replied again, "No."

Finally the boss says, "I give up. What is it?"

To which the employees respond, "It's a puppy."

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